My goals in the next three years is to drink with Ian, get high with Katie, go to music festivals with Eric, and just hang out with Ashley.
If I don’t accomplish at least half of these, I will be sorely disappointed in myself and how I’m setting up my priorities.
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys