My goals in the next three years is to drink with Ian, get high with Katie, go to music festivals with Eric, and just hang out with Ashley.
If I don’t accomplish at least half of these, I will be sorely disappointed in myself and how I’m setting up my priorities.

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys